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Guardian
12 July 2009 @ 03:16 pm
I CAN HEAR MY DOG'S BRAIN.

IT SOUNDS LIKE ". . ."

SEND MORE COUGH SYRUP I FINISHED THIS BOTTLE.
 
 
Mood: a;a'sa'a'f'affkaslgl
Music: WE WALK! WE WAAAAAALK!
 
 
Guardian
10 July 2009 @ 11:44 pm
me: "I don't know how to cook. ;_;"
[info]dreams_of_all: "...of course you know how to cook, silly! You have a uterus, after all!"


ATTENTION EVERYONE!
I HAVE A MAGICAL UTERUS!
Yes, it's true!
I have a magical uterus, and you do too!

I made cookies today - beautiful creamy yellow Sugar Cookies and did not burn them or me or my house. Magical! No, srsly I never cook anything ever but I baked these today and got the same message on the same day! It is a sign. Plus you can totes see the holy image of Michael Jackson in teh yummy goodness! (Too soon? I don't mean it in a mean way!)



Take a cookie, plz. Send the thanks to mah magical uterus.
 
 
Mood: dorky
 
 
Guardian
10 July 2009 @ 05:39 pm
sraenm (5:28:09 PM) has left the room.
DaeLovesUnicorns (5:32:44 PM): so lonely
DaeLovesUnicorns (5:32:46 PM): *cries*
jynxgirl11 has entered the room. (5:33:25 PM)
sraenm has entered the room. (5:33:27 PM)
DaeLovesUnicorns (5:34:46 PM): Hi Jen!
DaeLovesUnicorns (5:34:47 PM): wb Sam
DaeLovesUnicorns (5:35:54 PM): fine no one talk
DaeLovesUnicorns (5:36:00 PM): I can talk to myself
DaeLovesUnicorns (5:36:04 PM): Hi self, how are you?
DaeLovesUnicorns (5:36:15 PM): Well, I'm feeling ok but a bit off
DaeLovesUnicorns (5:36:18 PM): oh off? why?
DaeLovesUnicorns (5:36:24 PM): because I want to kick you in the teeth
DaeLovesUnicorns (5:36:28 PM): oh but that isn't nice
DaeLovesUnicorns (5:36:31 PM): oh okay
DaeLovesUnicorns (5:36:33 PM): Yeah
DaeLovesUnicorns (5:36:41 PM): so what do you do for fun?
sraenm (5:36:46 PM): XD
DaeLovesUnicorns (5:36:48 PM): well I used to enjoy writing
DaeLovesUnicorns (5:36:52 PM): but now I don't
DaeLovesUnicorns (5:36:55 PM): oh that sucks
sraenm (5:36:58 PM): lmao!
DaeLovesUnicorns (5:37:05 PM): yeah well it's a reflection of myself
sraenm (5:37:06 PM) has left the room.
DaeLovesUnicorns (5:37:07 PM): oh I see
DaeLovesUnicorns (5:37:16 PM): oh look you drove her off, asshat
DaeLovesUnicorns (5:37:25 PM): stop calling yourself an asshat, asshat
DaeLovesUnicorns (5:37:32 PM): I'm going to kick you in the teeth!
DaeLovesUnicorns (5:37:35 PM): OH IT'S ON!
DaeLovesUnicorns (5:37:44 PM): *kick*
DaeLovesUnicorns (5:37:46 PM): ...
DaeLovesUnicorns (5:37:48 PM): *cries*
DaeLovesUnicorns (5:37:52 PM): oh god I'm sorry!
DaeLovesUnicorns (5:37:54 PM): *cries*
DaeLovesUnicorns (5:38:01 PM): please stop crying!
DaeLovesUnicorns (5:38:05 PM): you hit me!
DaeLovesUnicorns (5:38:11 PM): I know I was just angry >_<
DaeLovesUnicorns (5:38:16 PM): you are such a violent person!
DaeLovesUnicorns (5:38:20 PM): I am leaving!
sraenm has entered the room. (5:38:22 PM)
DaeLovesUnicorns (5:38:23 PM): aw shit
DaeLovesUnicorns (5:38:24 PM) has left the room.
sraenm (5:38:37 PM): ahahaha

 
 
Mood: crappy
Music: idk Bayside
 
 
Guardian
09 July 2009 @ 07:47 pm

NEW EPISODE OF EUREKA IS ON SCIFI TOMORROW AT 9PM EST
STARTING FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY
ALL DAY EUREKA MARATHON ON SCIFI




9PM EST SCIFI CHANNEL SYFY CHANNEL
FRIDAY JULY 10TH (TOMORROW!)

WATCH SOME EUREKA ON HULU
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Mood: WATCH IT
 
 
Guardian
09 July 2009 @ 12:59 pm
Can I find a unicorn with tentacles?
Yes I can find a damn unicorn with tentacles!



Link
 
 
Mood: amused
Music: Evil by Interpol
 
 
Guardian
07 July 2009 @ 11:48 pm
I had to make a second post to get this in. (Previous post) So this is about the same troll from below. We drove him out in a most hilarious way.
LONG transcript under the cut. I am Dae. In advance, sorry for the F word. I only like to drop it in the "DIF" phrase I guess because it's capslock and I find capslock hilarious. I was not angry during any of this, I was actually laughing the entire time. Lesbian here, so if I slur I'd only be slurring myself. lol

LONG CONVO IS LONG BUT AMUSING )

 
 
 
Mood: amused
Music: WHATEVER - OUR LADY PEACE
 
 
Guardian
07 July 2009 @ 10:50 pm
LOL, okay this other person in the room is tweaking me out. It merits a second post.

I thought that they had left for good after we had a 30 minute sprint, but then they came back and are just as pushy as before.

(He actually turned out to be a troll.  Lol. A troll and two idiots on the same day! So exciting!)

Here is an example (edited to remove confusing bits of another convo. I am Dae)

DaeLovesUnicorns (10:35:31 PM): what is your native language, animals?
 
eyehateanimals (10:35:38 PM): wtf
eyehateanimals (10:35:46 PM): american
eyehateanimals (10:35:49 PM): u
DaeLovesUnicorns (10:36:04 PM): American. I just thought you were ESL because you seem to have trouble communicating
xCages or Wingsx (10:36:07 PM): O.o'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
DaeLovesUnicorns (10:36:09 PM): I have some ESL friends
eyehateanimals (10:36:19 PM): wut trouble?
DaeLovesUnicorns (10:36:19 PM): (English second language)
 
eyehateanimals (10:36:41 PM): dun know sign language
BabyToaster (10:36:44 PM): lol!
DaeLovesUnicorns (10:36:49 PM): >_< lol wtf
alethessa9 (10:36:55 PM): >.<
BabyToaster (10:36:57 PM): *pets Dae*
xCages or Wingsx (10:36:59 PM): o.O''''''''''''
pyxie blue (10:37:04 PM): *facepalm*
eyehateanimals (10:37:05 PM): next sprint?
DaeLovesUnicorns (10:37:10 PM): it's not American Sign Language it's English Second Language
pyxie blue (10:37:15 PM): *headdesk facepalm*
eyehateanimals (10:37:18 PM): i'm american
eightysixtam (10:37:19 PM): 3 minutes
pyxie blue (10:38:07 PM): how long shall we sprint?
eyehateanimals (10:38:08 PM): speak american
eyehateanimals (10:38:08 PM): 10s
eightysixtam (10:38:08 PM): How long do you guys want to go? Let's put it to a vote.
eyehateanimals (10:38:08 PM): 10s
jokersam87 (10:38:16 PM): anything but 10
BabyToaster (10:38:21 PM): I like 15s.
eyehateanimals (10:38:25 PM): wtf
alethessa9 (10:38:31 PM): doesn't matter to me.  I'm watching a movie with subtitles
pyxie blue (10:38:38 PM): um. not thirty, at least not yet; that was painful.
eyehateanimals (10:38:40 PM): esl?
pyxie blue (10:38:44 PM): a;islllllllldfh!

They are SO damn specific with the sprint times. Even though his/her language is "American*" they have more of a problem comprehending what we are trying to explain to them than my friend whose first language is Spanish would. For real! Calm down, yo! wtf indeed lol.

Just because a sprint lasts 15 minutes doesn't mean you *have* to write for 15 minutes. Hell, half the time I can only really write for 8 minutes no matter what length the sprint is. And we honestly don't know how long every break is going to be, or every sprint. We're winging it, here. Calm down, ok?

*lol people who think "American" is a language bug me. It's English, people! The difference between US and UK English is only slang and a few spellings! I know I watch BBC like whoa, have a British character, and have played Neopets for years (which is UK) but I can't be the only one exposed to UK culture.


 
 
 
Music: WHATEVER - OUR LADY PEACE
 
 
Guardian
07 July 2009 @ 08:04 pm
This just went down in our AIM sprinting room. If you're curious, check out [info]allyear_sprints

Basically, the room goes silent for a set length of time while we all write (or do something else). We don't talk again until the mod calls Time. Sometimes n00bs just pop in and have no idea why they're even in the room, so of course when we tell them to shush, they don't.

This is the weirdest incident yet: )


Yes, we run naked through the woods sometimes instead of writing.
Edit: With plastic wings on our backs! Don't judge!


 
 
 
Mood: ...what?
Music: Point Pleasant
 
 
Guardian
What can I do
What can I say
To make you want me more?
To have your love
And show you how
That's alls I'm asking for
I've been around the block so many times
And I need a place to stop
I only wanted what's right for you
And what could be right for us

I hear the same thing all the time
And you know that I don't care.
Well, I don't like the way you're hanging
around, and I sure don't like your hair.

Oooooh oooooh
Why won't you give me your love?
Oooooh oooooh
Why won't you give me your love?

I chain you up.
I make you mine.
I keep you locked downstairs.
With all the bugs
and all the gnats
I'll feed you rodent hair.
I'll keep you in my cellar safe
I'll keep you there 'til dawn.
I'll wait until the sun comes up
and I'll poke and prod you more.

I know you're tired and you're having a date
Well, that don't mean nuts to me.
When I see you out in town I'm gonna
hide so you can't see.

Oooooh oooooh
Why won't you give me your love?
Oooooh oooooh
Why won't you give me your love?
Why won't you give me your love?
Why won't you give me your love?
Why won't you give me your love?




This song expresses my feelings on so many levels.
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Mood: dirty
Music: Why Won't You Give Me Your Love - The Zutons
 
 
Guardian
04 July 2009 @ 11:52 pm
I love fair events because it means I can find good jewlery. This year I found a rose quartz necklace - something I've wanted for a while.

Rose Quartz is a good stone for someone who has trouble loving themselves or accepting love from another because they do not believe that they are worthy of being loved.

Oh, rose quartz. I'm going to have to protect you from all of the negative energy around me. ;_;
 
 
Mood: happy
 
 
Guardian
01 July 2009 @ 11:53 am
TV  
WTF. SciFi is changing their name to SyFy. Apparently they want to feel more unlimited in their programming (someone suggested this means more reality TV and now I want to punch someone). Their movies suck, but James is going to be in one and no matter how bad it might be, I'm going to love it tender. Their series are freaking sweet, though. Never stop the Ghost Hunters, Eureka, or Destination Truth.

Don't F with Avatar )

My favorite new channel is Chiller, which loops the same old/cancelled horror series every day (Freddy's Nightmares, Poltergeist: The Legacy, Millenium, Twilight Zone, and other random things) but each night it plays a different horror movie. 85% of the time, like SciFi, the movies just flat-out suck. If they don't suck, they just aren't scary whatsoever. Last night's was actually pretty good (Penny Dreadful) about a girl who is terrified of cars and ends up trapped in one (with a dead body), being tormented by a psychopath. I totally called the method of the girl's revenge on her attacker. Tonight it's a movie called "The Girl Next Door". It's a surburban secrets chained-in-the-basement kind of horror so it should be entertaining.

That's all my ranting for today (except for how SLOW youtube has been at loading videos. GRR)

P.S. Billy Mays is on Discovery right now. :( RIP
 
 
Guardian
25 June 2009 @ 05:29 pm
I feel like I'm going to pass out.
 
 
Mood: sick
Music: head spinning
 
 
Guardian
21 June 2009 @ 11:15 am
I'm going away for a few days! I will be back Wednesday or before Wednesday. I'll have internet access, however, it will just be limited.

Happy Father's Day, you guise!
 
 
Guardian
19 June 2009 @ 12:52 am
I'm sick of this bullshit and being lonely. My best friends come from the sprints but I don't like dragging them down with my issues, yet at least they support me.

And they don't support how things are going down. Not at all. It makes me feel a lot less certain about this.
 
 
Mood: frustrated
 
 
Guardian
10 June 2009 @ 10:04 pm
Some things freak me the hell out. Apparently one of them is having goddamn dark shirts hanging by my head, just in my peripheral vision. It feels like someone or something enormously tall is watching me, or they have just stepped up behind me. Three times I saw them out of the corner of my eye, forgetting they were there and almost screamed. I did flail my arms around rather stupidly and make a frightened noise. *headdesk* I'm usually dead silent even in distress, so trust me, I freaked.
 
 
Mood: embarrassed
 
 
Guardian
08 June 2009 @ 09:30 pm
... just rescued a moth that got in through the ac... dog tried to chew it up ... managed to get it outside before she ate it ... started a convo with someone I've known for a long time ... trying to get some advice ... he's a published author ... ha ... almost hard to take someone who writes like this totally seriously ... or maybe it's really genius ... good thing i really love him ...

etc to infinity :P

P.S. Don't be jealous bb you know I love you, I meant that in a platonic way. :P
 
 
Music: "Candy mountain! Candy mountain! You fill me with sweeet sugary goodness!"
 
 
Guardian
07 June 2009 @ 08:55 pm
It's beyond annoying to call a show "new" and have it be two years old. I would not be so annoyed if they actually put the date on it, but the lying is bullshit. And the so-called "premiere" for the next "new" series is three years old. So much for a global world. Fuck you too, BBC. I was going to start watching the series but now there's no point to it. Just STFU and air Doctor Who, Torchwood, and Skins.
 
 
Mood: aggravated
 
 
Guardian
06 June 2009 @ 08:47 pm
Great joke, a bit adult so I'm sticking it under a cut for seduction's sake.

It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. )
 
 
Mood: impressed
 
 
Guardian
03 June 2009 @ 02:19 pm
If anyone thinks vidding is easy, just wait until a dozen ideas hit you all at once and none of them are any easier to do than the other.

Just a list )

It's also sort of pissing me off that a lot of the judging sites are so damn fandom-specific, and some have banned certain fandoms until further notice. Suck it up. They're the best fandoms around, that's why.
Tags:
 
 
Mood: working
Music: Spitfire by Prodigy
 
 
Guardian
02 June 2009 @ 08:56 pm
My first meme(?)
Copied from helen_damnation

01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.



Re-post this if you believe love makes a marriage.
 
 
Mood: bottled up energy
Music: Colors by Crossfade
 
 
 
 

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