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16 June 2012 @ 12:22 pm
herp derp derp  
btw, my mom is still planning on getting married to a total d-bag. I'd feel more pity, but today she was spouting off gems about sexuality, 'cause as a straight, white cis woman, she knows everything. Like the fact that lesbians never use vibrators, if they do they're actually bi because they luv teh cawk. And if lesbians have kids, then they are lying wh00rs who also love teh cawk.

So I'm gonna sit back and eat popcorn while her own relationship goes to shit and she wonders why she's such a bad judge of character. After all, doesn't she know everything?!

Yeah, kids. If someone annoys you to no end and is clearly incompatible with you, just yell at them every day, give them ultimatums and if that doesn't work, just marry them, cause marriage makes a bad relationship better. Derp.
Mood: angryfeeling vindictive
spikesjojospikesjojo on June 16th, 2012 07:36 pm (UTC)
My sympathies - or - enjoy the show. Sometimes both.....;-)
Guardian: Amyguardian_erin on June 17th, 2012 04:27 am (UTC)
Both. haha. *popcorn*

She did that "I have something to tell you" thing to me today and I thought she was gonna tell me she broke up with the guy. My hopes were dashed. She just wanted to tell me she saw someone shoplifting in my store.
Tala: Women Love: Foresttala_nahimana on June 17th, 2012 02:45 am (UTC)
I'm totally echoing your *facepalm*

Your mom sounds like a douchecanoe herself. How is it that straight women manage to convince themselves that they're walking experts on lesbians or bisexuals? *eyeroll*
Guardian: Allison facepalmguardian_erin on June 17th, 2012 04:25 am (UTC)
Dude, she's the kind of person who knows everything. She was doing the transphobia thing the other day because aren't transgendered people so weird and creepy? Yeah, she's a peach.
Tala: Misc: Sarcasmtala_nahimana on June 17th, 2012 04:33 am (UTC)
Oh beaute!! *eyeroll* Sounds like a sour peach with a few worms in the middle.